Bio Jesus strain guide
Bio Jesus is a hybrid of Gumbo and Bio-Diesel, credited to Denver Relief in Colorado. It's known for a funky smell of diesel, earth and a little citrus, and for a heavy, relaxed feel that most people save for the evening.
Where does Bio Jesus come from?
Bio Jesus comes from crossing Gumbo, a sweet, heavy indica-leaning strain, with Bio-Diesel, a fuel-scented strain. Two strain databases give that pairing, and one strain database credits Denver Relief, a Colorado grower, as the breeder.
It's listed as a hybrid, though growers and reviewers often treat it as indica-leaning, and one listing calls it a 50/50 split. It's sometimes written as Bio-Jesus.
What does Bio Jesus smell and taste like?
The smell is loud and funky: diesel and chemical notes over earth, with some citrus, lime or pine on top. A few people pick up sour berry, sweet candy or floral hints. The flavour carries the diesel through, with citrus and pine on the exhale.
Published terpene data lists myrcene first, followed by caryophyllene and linalool. Myrcene adds an earthy, herbal depth, caryophyllene a peppery edge and linalool a soft floral note.
Bio Jesus effects: what people report
People most often describe Bio Jesus as relaxed, sleepy and euphoric, with a tingly body feel. Some mention a happy, giggly start and a cerebral haze before it settles in, and others say it brings on the munchies. Most reports point to it as a night-time strain.
These are experiences people report, not promises. How it feels depends on the product, how much you have and your own tolerance. Dry mouth, dry eyes and dizziness are the complaints that come up most.
How strong is Bio Jesus?
Bio Jesus is usually a high-THC strain. Listings range from about 19% to 25% THC, and one reviewer reported a sample near 27%. CBD is minimal.
Given its heavy reputation, start with a small amount and give it time. The THC and CBD numbers for your batch are on the label, and they matter more than the strain name.
Buying Bio Jesus in Canada
Check the label for the strain name spelled either way, Bio Jesus or Bio-Jesus. Different producers grow different cuts, so the smell and strength can vary.
You might find it as dried flower, pre-rolls or concentrates. Check the THC and CBD numbers and the packaging date, since fresher flower keeps more of that diesel funk.
Bio Jesus vs Gumbo
Gumbo is one of Bio Jesus's parents, and you can tell. Both are reported as heavy and sleepy, but Gumbo smells sweeter, closer to bubblegum, while Bio Jesus trades much of that sweetness for diesel and chemical funk from its Bio-Diesel side. Listings put them in a similar THC range. If you like a sweet smell, start with Gumbo. If you prefer gas and earth, Bio Jesus is the better fit.
Strains like Bio Jesus
If you like Bio Jesus, these are worth a look:
- Gumbo: its parent, sweeter and just as heavy.
- Sour Diesel: the classic fuel smell, though with a much more energetic reputation.
- Chemdawg: sharp diesel and chemical notes close to Bio Jesus's funk.
- Diesel: a sour fuel smell with an easier, more upbeat feel.
